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spookymarius:

listening to covers is all well and good until u realise the singer changed the pronouns to pull a musical no homo


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happy birthday scott mccall.


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silohouettes:

I hate when a person says they’ve had a bad day and everyone, instead of trying to cheer them up, enters a competition of who’s had the shittest life


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sofapizza:

theclearlydope:[via]

We need to work on that poker face.

sofapizza:

theclearlydope:[via]

We need to work on that poker face.


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clean and clear commercial

hopunk:

white/lightskin/racially ambiguous girl: i had a pimple one time and i was ugly and dying and everyone spit on me and i was exiled from society but then i used clean and clear and now i am a healed and whole person with jesus in my heart


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alpha-toothless:

rhinse:

crushes are terrible

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correct representation of how I handle everything.


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one-mandrinkinggamess:

one-mandrinkinggamess:

In social issues class today our professor held up a black book and was like “this book is red” and we were all “no” and he said “yes it is” and we were just all “that’s not right” and he turned it around and the back cover was red and he said “Don’t tell somebody they’re wrong until you’ve seen things from their point of view” 

that speaks to me 

I want him to know he’s becoming the next Tumblr sensation


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simplysfans:

to the fella over there with the hella good hair


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neptunain:

anti social justice blogs are the funniest thing ive ever seen

if you go onto any of them you’ll see the admins shitting their pants over troll blogs or very obvious jokes made by people in the sj community

like how does it feel to militantly oppose an ideology that you pretty much made up


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terezidactyl:

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I don’t let myself play staring contests anymore

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR A THOUSAND YEARS


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maddifacee:

amazing

maddifacee:

amazing


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trinawolfy:

ohshititsgreg:

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duoverse:

marcelinesexual:

i wish i could carry around cards at school that have reaction images on it so when someone says something stupid i could just hold up a card and be like

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this exists

it’s called facial expression

i’d like to see u try and make this face 

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He did it

He fucking did it


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parzival221:

shak1ra:

redevoted:

bowserfucker:

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

what about a book of all the lies people have told you

Oh how the tables have tabled

Tables have tabled